Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Anabasis, Inc.; Home of the Whopper

I've changed the name of the blog. I was watching the movie "Face/Off" last night and I realized that I came up with the name "The Asspage" when I thought that Face/Off was a good movie. From there I decided that I can't really trust the judgement of 1997 Shane.

As for the new name, I figured that I needed something that said "progress". Something that shouted to consumers that I'm smart, but not too smart to give your money to. So instead of coming up with a name like that myself, I went to and typed in "progress". Then I picked a word that I didn't recognize and made it my blog title. I'll be changing it periodically over the next month or so. It's easier than making real posts.


Blogger President Preston said...

You said you'd supply the hat. Do you mean the tweed hat for the fat guy, or the sombrero with a chicken in it from the "puppy killing" post.

Either way, I will agree to do the speech without a shirt on and with "" printed across my chest.

Also, I will wear no pants. Just for the thrill.

7:18 PM, October 12, 2005  
Blogger Blue LP said...

Personally, I liked the "foaming snatch wand, inc" name better.

10:57 PM, October 12, 2005  
Blogger Kara said...

You know what - I really do use the phrase "On-The-Go Foaming Snatch Wand" in my regular life. It was just so fucking funny, and totally applicable.

4:20 PM, October 13, 2005  
Blogger AJ said...

Anabasis sounds like stimulation of the anus while masturbating.
I had to double check the dictionary just make sure...
I was sadly mistaken, but..

the army shut down my other blog down,
so I'm currently posting self-righteous bigotry at

piss in the middle east

1:07 AM, October 17, 2005  
Blogger scribe said...

So you were obviously insane in 1997.

6:36 PM, October 20, 2005  

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