Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Come On, Sigourney Weaver Is a Good Actress. Remember Galaxy Quest?

I've decided to let you, the public, decide what I will wear for Halloween. I'm going to give you a few options to chose from, or you can write in your own. But if you write in your own, it better be good. Otherwise you may lose a little bit of your place in my heart. I don't mean to make threats like that, but that's just the harsh reality of life. Feelings change sometimes. So don't fuck this up.

Choices:
A. Reinhard Heydrich
B. Gumby, but you'll have to be Pokey. Not dress as Pokey, BE Pokey.
C. The mummified corpse of Hubie Brown















D. John Ritter's ghost
E. One of the "things we don't speak of" from The Village (Sigourney Weaver).
F. Young Jeezy

There you go. Six choices. Don't spend too much time thinking it over though, I'm really just gonna spend the night drinking Gordon's Vodka and throwing eggs at retirement homes.

10 Comments:

Blogger Zelda said...

I'd go with corpse.

P.S. You look like Topher Grace from That 70s Show.

6:37 PM, October 19, 2005  
Blogger scribe said...

Ritter's ghost-hands down.

6:42 PM, October 19, 2005  
Blogger green said...

Be Darth Vader. Be different.

Seriously, Hubie Brown's corpse is just as good.

7:56 PM, October 19, 2005  
Blogger scribe said...

I would like to go as Bill O'Reilley's puckering rectum.

6:35 PM, October 20, 2005  
Blogger Rachel Norfleet said...

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9:49 PM, October 20, 2005  
Blogger Facehead said...

go as any block character from the old atari games! be pong! or karate! or basketball!

9:41 AM, October 21, 2005  
Blogger JRae said...

Hey, I liked Galaxy Quest. :P

I like the Bill O'Reilly's puckering rectum idea. Do that.

High concept costumes are the best! :)

3:52 PM, October 21, 2005  
Blogger President Preston said...

"You're not the only one doing research on important current events. I've been doing some investigation, and there is also a correlation between the declining population of pirates and a slump in the sales of parrot shoulder perches"

It's good to know our tax dollars aren't being thrown into idiot projects like cancer research. Tell me if you find anything new. I'll keep you posted on the kitten situation.

5:22 PM, October 21, 2005  
Blogger 2nd Hand Smoke said...

gotta go with hubbie brown. coach of the year 2 seasons ago, then re-retires when his team doesn't start so hot. that is so you.
just giving up when paul gasou doesn't listen to your advice about boxing out on shot attempts.

10:08 PM, October 22, 2005  
Blogger Blue LP said...

Hubie Brown. Hands down

10:18 PM, October 22, 2005  

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