Racism, Robot Hookers, and Sexist Jokes
What can I talk about? Rosa Parks died today. That's news. I bet she'll be mad when she finds out that heaven is segregated. Wait, what am I saying. I'm sorry, I should think before I write stupid things like that. Everyone knows that women aren't allowed in heaven. Wow, I make jokes like that and I wonder why I don't get laid more often. You know I'm joking ladies. Besides, heaven is full of baseball and robot hookers. You wouldn't like it anyway.