Wednesday, November 09, 2005
Ask Uncle Murph. It works just like it sounds. You ask me whatever question you want and then I get drunk and molest you. I stole this idea from another blog and I'm not gonna give them credit for it. I justify stealing ideas by telling myself that it's no different from when I steal money or valued possessions from people. That eases my tiny mind. So go ahead, whatever you need to know. Need to know how to write in cursive? How to please a woman? Where babies come from? Well I don't know any of those, but you can try some others if you want.