Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Selling Navigators to Drug Dealers for Over a Decade

This is a real commercial:

"If you want a quality diamond at a wholesaler price, come on down to J. Edwards Diamonds. On Renaissance, two blocks south of Costco."

How can Albuquerque be considered a real city when businesses give directions by their proximity to Costco?

"Come on down to Murph's Ford, Lincoln and Mercury. We're movin' out the '05 Mustangs with 0% financing. Located on Highway 60, next to that big tree. You know, the one with all the cones?"


Blogger President Preston said...

Hey, I know that tree! I might come visit you some time!

6:17 PM, November 08, 2005  
Blogger Relentless Gibberish Bastard said...

no, no, no that tree got cut down a fort-night ago. You're gonna wanna pass old Ms. Gilman's shed, then head west til you see a water tower, that's the best way.

6:19 PM, November 09, 2005  

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