Ladies and Gentlemen, President Murph
1. Special sessions of Congress would be called periodically to discuss the appropriate time that I should wait before calling the girl that I had sex with the previous night.
2. Universal healthcare coverage would immediately become one of the administration's top three priorities, trailing only: 1) Renaming all mosques and Muslim places of worship to "sleeper cell 1, 2, 3...Etc." ; and 2) Rewarding all people of real faith with 3-day passes to Six Flags over Texas
3. Hunting trips would be restored to order by implementing the rule of no shooting in the face or balls.
4. Stem cell research would be federally funded, but experimentation would be limited only to embryos specifically designated by God or mentioned in the Bible. Any person or group engaging in independant research would be subject to public stoning.
5. Any artwork depicting nudity or sexual acts will be hastily draped with pre-screened cartoon clippings of an appealing and pleasing nature. (ex. Ziggy)
Maybe I'll add some more later