Uncle Sam, Stay the Fuck Out of my Business

I guess I should be studying or something. You know what I really want to do though? Not study. And I do what feels good. If I end up failing a class, or somebody is hurt because of that philosophy, then so be it. Who am I to play God? A guy with a really cool beard just walked by. See, I have more important things to do than study for some fucking operations management test. Who needs operations management anyway? If people would just let it go, they'd find that operations pretty much tend to themselves. They don't need The Man trying to force them into his little box. Alright, I better go study.