Chorus: Titties, Like Soft and Round Redemption

Oh shit! Posts two days in a row? Last time that happened George W. Bush was in office, milk was $3 a gallon, and my shoe size was 12. Ok, so that was only like a year ago and none of the things I listed have changed.

I'm getting pretty bored here at work. So far today I've written two songs about titties, and that's not counting the hip-hop song, because that's more like poetry.