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"Semen on the Walls": A collection of introspective haikus about masturbation by Murph
I don't know if haikus are supposed to have titles or not, but who gives a shit. I don't think any college professors are critiquing my masturbation poetry anyway.
"Masturbating with Montgomery Gentry"
The meaning of life
Right before I blow my load
Gone like yesterday
"I'm broke"
Dating takes money
Need to take the rental back
Jack off on the couch
"Pick up some beer, too"
Ejaculation
Telemundo at midnight
I'm out of Kleenex
"Rockefeller center feels empty"
Raging morning wood
Bathroom floor needs to be washed
Katie Couric leaves
FIN
I don't know if haikus are supposed to have titles or not, but who gives a shit. I don't think any college professors are critiquing my masturbation poetry anyway.
"Masturbating with Montgomery Gentry"
The meaning of life
Right before I blow my load
Gone like yesterday
"I'm broke"
Dating takes money
Need to take the rental back
Jack off on the couch
"Pick up some beer, too"
Ejaculation
Telemundo at midnight
I'm out of Kleenex
"Rockefeller center feels empty"
Raging morning wood
Bathroom floor needs to be washed
Katie Couric leaves
FIN
posted by Murph at 1:47 PM
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Indeed.
You shal be linked.
Thanks for proving that's it's possible to masturbate all the time and still be creative ...
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