Thursday, October 12, 2006

Yankees Dump Lidle in Salary Cap Move

In baseball news, God sured up his bullpen yesterday with the aquisition of Yankees' pitcher Cory Lidle. The veteran was traded to New York earlier this season along with Bobby Abreu near the trading deadline, but recently wore out his welcome by not informing the team of his impending death. The events were set into motion during the team's division series matchup with the Detroit Tigers in which third baseman Alex Rodriguez effectively ended his teammate's life with an 0 for 3 performance in game 4. When reached for comment after the game, Rodriguez stated, "Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose. But all I can say is that my lack of production killed our pitching staff in this series". No word as to whether or not Rodriguez will be charged in the case. Yankee captain Derek Jeter also added, "There are times that you just play a team on a roll. In this series, we really just flew into a wall that was the Detroit Tigers.".

Ok, so I'm a dick. But come on, how is this guy anything but a moron? After only having his pilot's license for a few months, he made the decision to take his plane out in bad weather over Manhattan, which he then crashed into a building, killing innocent people. Say, for example, that he had instead been speeding in his porsche in the rain and killed two people; Would people be so understanding and sympathetic then? Fuck no, they wouldn't. They'd be talking about what a terrible person he was for being so reckless. Well an inexperienced pilot flying around the most densely populated area in the United States in bad weather is being reckless. I bet the people in the apartment complex that woke up to a plane in the face would agree with me.


Blogger Lux Lisbon said...

i know i agree with you. what an asshat.

11:13 AM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger God's gift to women (with really low standards) said...

I hear God is interested in David Wells as possibly a number three.

6:46 AM, October 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wells as a number 3? goddamn, he must be desperate.

3:45 PM, October 15, 2006  
Blogger Chick said...

I think they should definitely charge A-Rod.

12:31 PM, October 16, 2006  
Blogger Bar said...

What about that cheesdick that drove the motorcycle and fuck only himself up...I heard someone say he was an 'asshat' just for not wearing a helmet.

-who says asshat?

9:27 PM, October 17, 2006  
Blogger Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm said...

Pure Gold, Murph.

12:16 PM, October 18, 2006  
Blogger Lozo said...

i'm going to be cory lidle for halloween.

5:46 PM, October 18, 2006  
Blogger Doc Love said...

Murph! What are you doing man! It's been almost 3 wks since your last post. Get it together dude! Finals aren't for another month or so!

9:10 AM, November 01, 2006  
Blogger The Prose~cuter said...

I must agree with Doc Love. As a stranger who's been stalking your blog from DC (law school gets boring, and presidential memorials get old!) I respectfully request (beg and plead) an update.


8:44 AM, November 03, 2006  
Blogger Doc Love said...

This is Hog Shit Murph! Update!

7:21 AM, November 07, 2006  
Anonymous hcg said...

One moment, I'll post mine soon. just wanted to say I love your new site!

10:27 AM, November 23, 2011  

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