This is Hogshit

I'm an eclectic idealist who likes to shoot from the hip. That's not true and I'm not really sure what shooting from the hip means or if it's even a real expression.

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Name: Murph

I am a 23-year old failure of finance and accounting at the University of New Mexico. I cried during Pay it Forward, I make race car noises while I drive, and I jack off to the 2004 and 2007 Sports Illustrated Red Sox World Series video.

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Go to hell. But check these blogs first.

  • The Spill
  • Tinfoil Viking Science
  • The Letter D
  • Deadpan Hurricane
  • In a Van, Down By the River
  • So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish
  • Useless, Pointless Stuff That Nobody Cares About
  • Viva Carlos Dinero
  • Hobocamp
  • Slack Lalane
  • Why Don't We Get Drunk and Blog?

These people might be dead

  • Shameless Self Promotion Industries
  • The Captain
  • Bastard
  • 2nd Hand Smoke
  • Blue LP

Best Of Murph: It's Like Sifting Through Shit to Find the Best-Smelling Piece.

  • President Murph
  • Urgent Bulletin: Shaq is on Fire
  • Beginners' Guide to Hanukkah
  • Ask Uncle Murph
  • The Answers to Ask Uncle Murph
  • Racism, Robot Hookers and Sexist Jokes
  • The Origins of Holidays
  • Mrs. Pettit, Meet Hiram Grandiose
  • The Pope is a Superhero
  • Shane, You Left Your Mickey Rooney on the Stairs Again!
  • Foaming Snatch Wands Are In This Season
  • Worst Dressed '04
  • Rate Your Girlfriend!
  • Johnny 5
  • BET Inspiration

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