About Me
- Name: Murph
I am a 23-year old failure of finance and accounting at the University of New Mexico. I cried during Pay it Forward, I make race car noises while I drive, and I jack off to the 2004 and 2007 Sports Illustrated Red Sox World Series video.
Go to hell. But check these blogs first.
- The Spill
- Tinfoil Viking Science
- The Letter D
- Deadpan Hurricane
- In a Van, Down By the River
- So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish
- Useless, Pointless Stuff That Nobody Cares About
- Viva Carlos Dinero
- Hobocamp
- Slack Lalane
- Why Don't We Get Drunk and Blog?
These people might be dead
Best Of Murph: It's Like Sifting Through Shit to Find the Best-Smelling Piece.
- President Murph
- Urgent Bulletin: Shaq is on Fire
- Beginners' Guide to Hanukkah
- Ask Uncle Murph
- The Answers to Ask Uncle Murph
- Racism, Robot Hookers and Sexist Jokes
- The Origins of Holidays
- Mrs. Pettit, Meet Hiram Grandiose
- The Pope is a Superhero
- Shane, You Left Your Mickey Rooney on the Stairs Again!
- Foaming Snatch Wands Are In This Season
- Worst Dressed '04
- Rate Your Girlfriend!
- Johnny 5
- BET Inspiration